08-14-2016, 08:10 PM
A U R U M N
too hot, hot damn
What a bummer this place is. It’s cold. There aren’t as many girls as I would like. Yeah, more than I had imagined there would be but still. If it weren’t for the terrible attitude of theirs I might be better off in the jungle. At least that would be the female-to-male ratio that would be more my speed. But here I am, getting fluffy.
You need it here though, man. It is ridiculously cold. Why the hell did someone come here one day and think “yep, this is perfect”. Idiot. And now here I am having to deal with that stupidity all these years later. And they want me to convince other horses to come here? Damn this place needs a badass marketing department. Kinda like Iceland’s… but then again we all know that they are just bluffing.
I mean, come on. No one really likes Iceland.
I’m just out here running around, trying to keep warm (and stay in shape, to combat the fluffiness). And then I see this dude from before, the smallish one that calls boring meetings. I mean, not my idea of a good time, but hell it beats standing here and freezing to death all alone.
So I saunter over and nod at him the way bros do in response to his greeting. He seems pretty straight-laced, but who knows, maybe a wingman in the making. “So what do you all do for fun around here? Surely this place has some sort of redeeming quality…” I say that, but come on man, convince me.
make a dragon wanna retire man
Sorry…. feel free to treat him like a nuisance XD