some men just like to watch the world burn

[Wichita]

This has really gone to hell. I’m normally quite a mischief maker, but this time I think I may have gone too far. I got into some trouble. I thought it was just some minor offenses, but my captain said I’m going to have to have a hearing. It’s going to be in a court and everything, like I'm some kind of villain. All in all, I’d say this day has been a real flop, a failure even. I decided that I needed to call in favor from some of my rich friends. My buddy Melinda is going to contact a good lawyer, and her husband Bill pulled some strings and got the court to let me out on house arrest until my trial.  

Rapscallion: a mischievous person, villain is a synonym
Fiasko: a failure, flop
Gates: Bill & Melinda Gates foundation
Mast: a session of court presided over by the captain of a ship

Blocking RAPSCALLION from FIASKO AND MAST from the GATES