05-25-2021, 07:58 AM
The gourd rolls in. It's unclear where it came from or what its motives are. Can a gourd even have a motive? If it does, it's not talking.
Because it hasn't got a mouth.
Or a larynx.
Or hands.
This ain't no Hands Gourd, okay? It's just a regular gourd which has no brain as far as science knows. Maybe the plant it sprung from had a rudimentary awareness, but its fruit is just rolling around like a disembodied leg.
It should probably be worried about the chickens, but it's not really aware of them. It should definitely be concerned of the weirdly sentient horseradish, but it doesn't know about that either.
Because it's a gourd.
I'm not really sure why you wanted this. Maybe you just wanted to see the gourd get smashed. What is wrong with you?
Because it hasn't got a mouth.
Or a larynx.
Or hands.
This ain't no Hands Gourd, okay? It's just a regular gourd which has no brain as far as science knows. Maybe the plant it sprung from had a rudimentary awareness, but its fruit is just rolling around like a disembodied leg.
It should probably be worried about the chickens, but it's not really aware of them. It should definitely be concerned of the weirdly sentient horseradish, but it doesn't know about that either.
Because it's a gourd.
I'm not really sure why you wanted this. Maybe you just wanted to see the gourd get smashed. What is wrong with you?