So story time!
On halloween I was out at a party and a girl was dressed as Tina from Bob's Burgers. I'm not familiar with the show, but she had a prop with her - a book that she titled 'Erotic Friend Fiction.' BUT IT WAS EMPTY. So I asked if I could write something in it and she said yes. This is what I wrote, courtesy of the picture on my phone.
Note: I was mostly sober when I wrote this.
"It all started on the playground. We thought it would be nice to celebrate the end of our senior year by drinking on the swingset. We were well into our 2nd and 3rd beers when a group of the popular kids came barging in, demanding that we give them the swingset. It must have been the alcohol talking, because Danny actually stood up to them, even though it didn't end well. Personally, I could have cared less - I'd soon be leaving all those assholes behind.
Well, it didn't end well for Danny. He may be badass in WoW, but he's an overweight wimp in real life.
An overweight wimp with a gorgeous cock, and I soon found out. And damn, it led to some seriously conflicting emotions."
Bahahaha. The girl loved it!