She is as glorious and brilliant as she always knew she could be. Forget Ryatah and her absolutely gauche white with gold when you could have her far more classy gold with white. With all the evil energy of the universe bubbling through her veins and not just one, or even two, but three infrareds stacked over her eyes (they’re practically laser beams at this point), she could be everything Ryatah never even dreamed of.
But first things first. With barely a thought, she pops in near the Tephra volcano and explodes the whole thing into a cloud of feathers. Honestly, it just had to go at this point. Lack of consent and child sacrifice is soooo last season anyway.
“You’re welcome!” she says airily, in a voice she is convinced is far more adorable and definitely sexier than Ryatah’s ever was, but in reality is rather high pitched and nasally. Then, she saunters away, hips sashaying, tail swishing like she’d just stepped off a runway. Or drunk a whole bottle of wine. Hard to tell at this point.
When she’s well away, she shouts “Oh Ryataaaaahhhhhh,” in a voice that booms with all her evil godly power. At least, if that godly power is the sound of something whistling past overhead in that slightly whiny way it does. “Guess who’s baaaaack!”
@[Ryatah]