YOU:
How old are you?
a lady never tells. but fine. 28.
What is your middle name?
marie. like every other girl in my middle school.
If you had to paint your house (or place of living) one colour what would it be?
i think you mean "color," eh?
gray.
On a scale of 1-10 how stinky are your farts?
-10. again. lady.
Caves or mountains?
mountains.
Cliff jumping or scuba diving?
scuba diving.
Did you used to write in such a way that made using the word 'labia' somehow acceptable?
i would never.
How long have you been at BQ?
like 15 years. shh.
If you could go back to one version, what would it be?
i loved version 13 because nostalgia.
Alternatively, what colour would you want the next version to be?
i love the blues!
What do you think the one thing people know you for/remember you for is, on this site specifically?
my charm and witty personality.
What's your preferred shoe wear?
my allbirds.
Dresses or pants?
trick question. leggings.
What's your favourite part about yourself? Physically, personality wise?
trick question. none.
(idk i guess my sense of humor?)
Cats or dogs?
dogs.
Is your tongue comfortable in your mouth right now?
well, it WAS.
Do you have any Weird Cool Body Things???? Like extra fingers or half a toe? Tell me. :|
both of my thumbs are double jointed hitchhiker thumbs. that's all i got for you.
Do you like making your ponies have angst, or would you rather feel good plots?
angst literally all day every day.
What is your most dark writing on this site? Smut, torture, murder, etc?
whatever bruise writes because he is a freak.
What is the writing you're most proud of on this site?
idk it changes.
Which kingdom do you think you would be in, if you were in BQ?
i want to say the chamber but really the gates because i am predictable.
if the new ones than tephra because, again, predictable.
What is your first memory of BQ? First impression?
i remember being really intimidated because everyone was such a good writer and i was a baby.
not like a sid baby but close.
Do you stalk the Q&A and updates boards or is that just me?
all the time.
Do you want to be a published author?
i have, yes, but that also sounds like a Lot of Work.
What's one Really Cool Thing about yourself?
um, nothing? idk.
Did you have any fun hobbies/sports back in high school/college?
i rode horses competitively.
If you could have on trait from BQ for yourself, which would it be and why?
magic because predictable.
or shifter because how much fun.
YOUR CHARACTERS:
Do you have any characters that were supposed to be a random breeding and ended up being your main?
right now, fenris. he isn't a ~main~ but he could for sure be.
If you could meet one of your characters in real life, who would it be and why?
atrox because he would be hilarious or leliana because i feel like we'd be friends.
Which of your characters do you think you could kill in hand to hand combat with? I mean, hypothetically.
charity. just one good shove and i'm done.
Which character of yours do you find the absolute cutest?
hawke was an adorable baby.
The most lovable?
leliana just needs love.
The least lovable?
bruise is the worst.
The most annoying?
all of them.
If you had to choose one character to write forever and no other one, which would you pick?
probably magnus. like ten years and still going on strong.
leliana is a close second though.
Which character is the most like you?
um, there are several that have bits and pieces of me but i wouldn't say any are just like me.
Which character is the least like you?
bruise, hopefully.
Which character has been around the longest and why haven't you killed them yet?
magnus and i've tried but he keeps coming back.
idk, i just click with him and love him so much.
If you could make everyone thread with one character of yours, which would it be?
right now? woolf.
OTHER CHARACTERS:
Which character do you secretly have a massive, throbbing crush on? (If I can admit to it so can you)
dovev / vulgaris and i'm not even a little ashamed.
Which character makes you want to scream? (You can interpret why you're screaming)
carnage is terrifying.
Which character do you see on the 'recent posts' board and literally compulsively have to read whatever they wrote?
this is a trick question because i read everything all the time.
Which character is the most bad ass and why?
excluding carnage because of obvious reasons.
brennen is so intimidating and awesome.
If you had to play match maker with the current leaders, who would end up with who?
wolfbane and breckin.
Favourite mare, now or ever?
OKSANA. joelle. twinge. scorch. luster. marble. malis. isle. straia.
Favourite stallion, now or ever?
vulgaris. dovev. KINGSLAY. fox. DAEMRON. cancer. garbage. sleaze. rapt. rodrik. tarnished.
Compliment at least five characters from different players, go! (I had demands on discord to say specific names but HERE I'VE DONE YOU ALL A FAVOUR AND LEFT IT OPEN ENDED)
* LEPIS is so active and so much fun to read and i really like stalking her.
* WOLFBANE is a badass and i really admire how well-fleshed out his character is.
* DAYE is gorgeous and wonderful and i'm so happy to be threading with her.
* ABYSM is incredibly well-written (like all of kristin's characters) and i adore him.
* KAGERUS is everything a character should be and i love her with my whole heart.
OTHER PLAYERS:
Say something about three other players that explain the very first thing you think of when you think of them. For example Nev is stinky (and I love her).
NEV is hysterical and a heartbreakingly good writer.
SID is also extremely funny and kind and i admire so much about her. SHUTUPSID.
JEN is my other half and my person and idk what i would do without her.
Who makes your heart go "!!!!!!!" when they pop up in Cbox?
cassi! i love getting the chance to talk to her.
If you could choose one place for all the BQ players to meet, where would it be?
california, obviously.
Who HAVE you met and where and how because I want to know?
NO ONE BECAUSE MY LIFE IS SAD.
Who do you think you could wrestle with and be pretty evenly matched?
all of you. let's go.
If you could go horse back riding with one other player who would it be?
jen!
Who have you spoken to most since starting at BQ?
i've talked to a lot of you but i talk to jen the most. i also force toli to talk to me alot.
Who do you not talk to that much but absolutely ADORE?
idk i feel like i stalk most of you. i have really, really enjoyed getting to know jassal more.
If you could make some players come back who would they be (in light of this huge wave of oldies coming back)?
MAAT COME BACK PLEASE.
If you were playing 7 minutes in heaven with the BQ gals, who would you be stuck in that closet with :|
SID! INAPPROPO.
Whose rants do you stalk the most?
literally everything on the rants board.
If you could be a bridesmaid in a player's wedding, whose would it be?
jen. i'm being repetitive, i know.
Who is the sassiest?
tied between sid and nev.
Who is the sweetest?
none of you. you're all crazy.
Who is the loveliest?
lydia is perfection embodied and i adore her. i am SO GLAD SHE IS BACK.
Who is the stinkiest?
sid.
Who writes the best smut?
everyone, honestly.
Who should host a quest?
sid. #handshorse
Who writes the best angst?
jen. she will shatter your heart into a million beautiful pieces.
Who do you wish you wrote with more?
i just said leah in discord and i'm sticking with it.
Say a gazillion things about all the people you haven't mentioned yet!
RADAR, you're amazing and i love you and i want to hoard all of your words forever.
INSANE, i stalk your characters like crazy. it's amazing how real they all feel and so unique.
KAHZIE, you are so active and friendly and wonderful i love that.
SHELBI, i love your characters and you are so sweet.
COLBY, i have known you for way too long and i get so happy when i remember you're still here. ily.
KRISTIN, i have been insanely jealous of how well you write for literally forever. never stop.
CASSI, i love you and your amazing words and your poetic style. it's so gorgeous.
KYRA, you work so hard for this site and i have so much admiration for that.
DEVIN, you're so freaking smart and kind and i love getting a chance to write with you.
MIRAGE, your words are unreal. like seriously. unreal. can i steal them from you all the time?
VENGE, you are freakishly talented and creative. i have no idea how you get the wonderful ideas you do.
okay, i need to stop. i will be here forever. I LOVE ALL OF YOU.
BONUS QUESTIONS:
Which BQ family is your favourite?
MAKSANA. MAKSANA. MAKSANA.
Whose lines do you drool over?
anyone who has cancer forever and always.
Do you spend hours looking in the member database at lines or traits?
no :| (yes. i do.)
If you could say one thing to our amazing officers what would it be?
THANK YOU. you guys are so selfless in how much time and effort you dedicate to us and it's so appreciated.
If your character knew what memes were which would be their favourite?
honestly idk.
What is your favourite meme?
again idk.
Do you have social media that we can stalk you on??
what is social media, you youths.
For the love of god say something nice about people because I am getting HARASSED for not asking for specifics
LOOK, I'M NOT SORRY FOR HARASSING YOU.
Favourite quest?
my first one where mrydon got empathy but i've also literally enjoyed every quest ever. so much fun.
If you could host a quest what would it be about?
i'm not creative enough. ask again later.
Do you want !rank to display your rank on discord?
OBVIOUSLY YES.
What is your love language?
words.
How old are you?
a lady never tells. but fine. 28.
What is your middle name?
marie. like every other girl in my middle school.
If you had to paint your house (or place of living) one colour what would it be?
i think you mean "color," eh?
gray.
On a scale of 1-10 how stinky are your farts?
-10. again. lady.
Caves or mountains?
mountains.
Cliff jumping or scuba diving?
scuba diving.
Did you used to write in such a way that made using the word 'labia' somehow acceptable?
i would never.
How long have you been at BQ?
like 15 years. shh.
If you could go back to one version, what would it be?
i loved version 13 because nostalgia.
Alternatively, what colour would you want the next version to be?
i love the blues!
What do you think the one thing people know you for/remember you for is, on this site specifically?
my charm and witty personality.
What's your preferred shoe wear?
my allbirds.
Dresses or pants?
trick question. leggings.
What's your favourite part about yourself? Physically, personality wise?
trick question. none.
(idk i guess my sense of humor?)
Cats or dogs?
dogs.
Is your tongue comfortable in your mouth right now?
well, it WAS.
Do you have any Weird Cool Body Things???? Like extra fingers or half a toe? Tell me. :|
both of my thumbs are double jointed hitchhiker thumbs. that's all i got for you.
Do you like making your ponies have angst, or would you rather feel good plots?
angst literally all day every day.
What is your most dark writing on this site? Smut, torture, murder, etc?
whatever bruise writes because he is a freak.
What is the writing you're most proud of on this site?
idk it changes.
Which kingdom do you think you would be in, if you were in BQ?
i want to say the chamber but really the gates because i am predictable.
if the new ones than tephra because, again, predictable.
What is your first memory of BQ? First impression?
i remember being really intimidated because everyone was such a good writer and i was a baby.
not like a sid baby but close.
Do you stalk the Q&A and updates boards or is that just me?
all the time.
Do you want to be a published author?
i have, yes, but that also sounds like a Lot of Work.
What's one Really Cool Thing about yourself?
um, nothing? idk.
Did you have any fun hobbies/sports back in high school/college?
i rode horses competitively.
If you could have on trait from BQ for yourself, which would it be and why?
magic because predictable.
or shifter because how much fun.
YOUR CHARACTERS:
Do you have any characters that were supposed to be a random breeding and ended up being your main?
right now, fenris. he isn't a ~main~ but he could for sure be.
If you could meet one of your characters in real life, who would it be and why?
atrox because he would be hilarious or leliana because i feel like we'd be friends.
Which of your characters do you think you could kill in hand to hand combat with? I mean, hypothetically.
charity. just one good shove and i'm done.
Which character of yours do you find the absolute cutest?
hawke was an adorable baby.
The most lovable?
leliana just needs love.
The least lovable?
bruise is the worst.
The most annoying?
all of them.
If you had to choose one character to write forever and no other one, which would you pick?
probably magnus. like ten years and still going on strong.
leliana is a close second though.
Which character is the most like you?
um, there are several that have bits and pieces of me but i wouldn't say any are just like me.
Which character is the least like you?
bruise, hopefully.
Which character has been around the longest and why haven't you killed them yet?
magnus and i've tried but he keeps coming back.
idk, i just click with him and love him so much.
If you could make everyone thread with one character of yours, which would it be?
right now? woolf.
OTHER CHARACTERS:
Which character do you secretly have a massive, throbbing crush on? (If I can admit to it so can you)
dovev / vulgaris and i'm not even a little ashamed.
Which character makes you want to scream? (You can interpret why you're screaming)
carnage is terrifying.
Which character do you see on the 'recent posts' board and literally compulsively have to read whatever they wrote?
this is a trick question because i read everything all the time.
Which character is the most bad ass and why?
excluding carnage because of obvious reasons.
brennen is so intimidating and awesome.
If you had to play match maker with the current leaders, who would end up with who?
wolfbane and breckin.
Favourite mare, now or ever?
OKSANA. joelle. twinge. scorch. luster. marble. malis. isle. straia.
Favourite stallion, now or ever?
vulgaris. dovev. KINGSLAY. fox. DAEMRON. cancer. garbage. sleaze. rapt. rodrik. tarnished.
Compliment at least five characters from different players, go! (I had demands on discord to say specific names but HERE I'VE DONE YOU ALL A FAVOUR AND LEFT IT OPEN ENDED)
* LEPIS is so active and so much fun to read and i really like stalking her.
* WOLFBANE is a badass and i really admire how well-fleshed out his character is.
* DAYE is gorgeous and wonderful and i'm so happy to be threading with her.
* ABYSM is incredibly well-written (like all of kristin's characters) and i adore him.
* KAGERUS is everything a character should be and i love her with my whole heart.
OTHER PLAYERS:
Say something about three other players that explain the very first thing you think of when you think of them. For example Nev is stinky (and I love her).
NEV is hysterical and a heartbreakingly good writer.
SID is also extremely funny and kind and i admire so much about her. SHUTUPSID.
JEN is my other half and my person and idk what i would do without her.
Who makes your heart go "!!!!!!!" when they pop up in Cbox?
cassi! i love getting the chance to talk to her.
If you could choose one place for all the BQ players to meet, where would it be?
california, obviously.
Who HAVE you met and where and how because I want to know?
NO ONE BECAUSE MY LIFE IS SAD.
Who do you think you could wrestle with and be pretty evenly matched?
all of you. let's go.
If you could go horse back riding with one other player who would it be?
jen!
Who have you spoken to most since starting at BQ?
i've talked to a lot of you but i talk to jen the most. i also force toli to talk to me alot.
Who do you not talk to that much but absolutely ADORE?
idk i feel like i stalk most of you. i have really, really enjoyed getting to know jassal more.
If you could make some players come back who would they be (in light of this huge wave of oldies coming back)?
MAAT COME BACK PLEASE.
If you were playing 7 minutes in heaven with the BQ gals, who would you be stuck in that closet with :|
SID! INAPPROPO.
Whose rants do you stalk the most?
literally everything on the rants board.
If you could be a bridesmaid in a player's wedding, whose would it be?
jen. i'm being repetitive, i know.
Who is the sassiest?
tied between sid and nev.
Who is the sweetest?
none of you. you're all crazy.
Who is the loveliest?
lydia is perfection embodied and i adore her. i am SO GLAD SHE IS BACK.
Who is the stinkiest?
sid.
Who writes the best smut?
everyone, honestly.
Who should host a quest?
sid. #handshorse
Who writes the best angst?
jen. she will shatter your heart into a million beautiful pieces.
Who do you wish you wrote with more?
i just said leah in discord and i'm sticking with it.
Say a gazillion things about all the people you haven't mentioned yet!
RADAR, you're amazing and i love you and i want to hoard all of your words forever.
INSANE, i stalk your characters like crazy. it's amazing how real they all feel and so unique.
KAHZIE, you are so active and friendly and wonderful i love that.
SHELBI, i love your characters and you are so sweet.
COLBY, i have known you for way too long and i get so happy when i remember you're still here. ily.
KRISTIN, i have been insanely jealous of how well you write for literally forever. never stop.
CASSI, i love you and your amazing words and your poetic style. it's so gorgeous.
KYRA, you work so hard for this site and i have so much admiration for that.
DEVIN, you're so freaking smart and kind and i love getting a chance to write with you.
MIRAGE, your words are unreal. like seriously. unreal. can i steal them from you all the time?
VENGE, you are freakishly talented and creative. i have no idea how you get the wonderful ideas you do.
okay, i need to stop. i will be here forever. I LOVE ALL OF YOU.
BONUS QUESTIONS:
Which BQ family is your favourite?
MAKSANA. MAKSANA. MAKSANA.
Whose lines do you drool over?
anyone who has cancer forever and always.
Do you spend hours looking in the member database at lines or traits?
no :| (yes. i do.)
If you could say one thing to our amazing officers what would it be?
THANK YOU. you guys are so selfless in how much time and effort you dedicate to us and it's so appreciated.
If your character knew what memes were which would be their favourite?
honestly idk.
What is your favourite meme?
again idk.
Do you have social media that we can stalk you on??
what is social media, you youths.
For the love of god say something nice about people because I am getting HARASSED for not asking for specifics
LOOK, I'M NOT SORRY FOR HARASSING YOU.
Favourite quest?
my first one where mrydon got empathy but i've also literally enjoyed every quest ever. so much fun.
If you could host a quest what would it be about?
i'm not creative enough. ask again later.
Do you want !rank to display your rank on discord?
OBVIOUSLY YES.
What is your love language?
words.