STEP RIGHT UP AND EARN YOUR POINTS

[Romek]

fuck all your dreams; they're not all they seem.

Romek had the race in the bag. He knew it, everybody knew it. After all, he was the fastest horse that ever lived etc etc etc

No. The real issue here was the entry fee. After all, horses are not well known for their ability to get a job, invest in stocks, or y’know, even carry money around, what with their lack of pockets.

And to get past this small problem, the spotted stallion would have to pull off the biggest heist in Beqanna history.

STEP ONE: Acquire target.
Gemstone Ridge – of old times, and of legend.
The richest Beqannian land.

STEP TWO: Make a fire.
This one may be trickier due to the fact he has hooves and not an ounce of magic within him capable of that.

STEP THREE: Burn some shit.
Toasty gemstones. Get some of that good shit ™ gold ore.

STEP FOUR: Forge.
Maybe he could get someone else to help him with that.

STEP FIVE: Get the gold to places.
That takes quite a lot of effort. Gold is heavy. He’s entirely too lazy for that. And he has no pockets.

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Y’know what, he’ll just get pops to spot him some cash again.

FIN.

Romek

i dunno but i wanted to do something