So Caddy and Depp planned to meet up for a date, right? Sure they lived together but he was fond of that moment when they spotted each other and gravitated back together - so he proposed the occasional rendezvous. It had already been five whole minutes since they parted and he was getting worried because he could not find the meadow! The meadow was always there! Through earthquakes and that freaky blending of the kingdoms to when the land seemed to say “jk that was a bad idea” and switched them right back and even still when everything went and changed to whole new lands! It was always there!

And now it was… well it was still flat but significantly waterier than it used to be. If he squinted, which he did, he could possibly make out the tip top of a tree that used to exist. Or it might be debris. Or... a corpse. But well, let's just say it's the top of a tree.

The whole thing is very bizarre to think about, which can be fun, but it was rapidly turning into a headache because now it had been six minutes since he and Caddy parted. What if she found another million year old bay stallion to take home instead?

So he starts to look for her, his wings folded against his sides as he wove between the trees. Thankfully for all of us, Depp wasn’t left alone with his thoughts for very long. There was someone - and even though it wasn’t who he was looking for, they might be able to help.

However, as the bay stallion approached his attention got completely blown to bits by the dog.

“Does it bite?” Because of course no one ever lies about whether their dog is a biter or not.